thoughtless scriblings

Nothing is more enjoyable than wasting your time on something that is bound to annoy others..................


here are a collection of many more such typically "profound profferings".......


1)Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

2)Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

3)A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

4)What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

5)Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

6)A lecture is a process by which the notes of the professor become the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

7)In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice; then he made college boards.

8)Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

9)As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

10)God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

11)I was an atheist.....until i reailised i was god.

12)As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

13)The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

14)Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

the fouteen commandments of life....................